YOU CANT WIN WITH WOMEN…

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
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The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND LET THIS KNOWN TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

Poor Boys :))

When a Girl Cries ———— The World “Consoles” her
But when a boy cries ———- Come on man don’t be A “Girl”

If A Girl slaps a Boy ———– Definitely the Boy would have “done something”
If Boy Slaps a girl ————– Rascal doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”

If a Girl is talking to Boys —– She is “Very Friendly”
If a Boy talks to a Girl ———- He is “flirting”

If a Girl meets with accident ——————– Then its “mistake of others”
If a Boy meets with same accident ———— Bloody you “don’t know how to Drive”

What A World Is this Boss!!!!!!

Broken Link in Google..

Do you believe the title? I also got surprised. But this is “TRUE”. If you click on it the link returns to “404 Page Not Found” ERROR. This link is found on Site Search Overview page of “Google Analytics”

LINK : - “Add a Google site search engine to your website“.

Why Girls Like Guys and Vice Versa….

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys!!!

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday).
2. The way the run their hands through out hair.
3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there.
4. The way that they casually put their arms around you.
5. The way that they kiss away your tears.
6. …and the way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your problem go away.
7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two.
8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date.
9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush.
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say.
11. The way they hold you close when you are cold.
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away.
13. How they always smile when you are together.
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together.
15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you.
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight.
18. The way that they say I love you.
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends.
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you.
21. The way that they kiss you.
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying.
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them.
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you.
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs.
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it.
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone.
28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when you think that they forgot.
29. The way that they apologize when they do forget.
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day.
31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day.
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool.
33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime.
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty.
35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

WELL here’s a few reasons why guys like girls!!!

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth
while.
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side.
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. the way her hand always finds yours.
13. the way they smile.
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. the way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later….
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’.
18. actually… just the way they kiss you…
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don’t admit it!).
23. the way they say “I miss you”.
24. the way you miss them.
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore…..Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

Success Does Not Happen In Isolation

There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won honor and prizes.One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it.

The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors’.

“How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?” the reporter asked.

“Why sir, “said the farmer, “didn’t you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbors grow inferior,sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbors grow good corn.”

The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbor’s corn also improves.

So it is in the other dimensions! Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbors and colleagues to be at peace. Those who choose to live well must help others to live well.

The value of a life is measured by the lives it touches.

SUCCESS DOES NOT HAPPEN IN ISOLATION.

IT IS VERY OFTEN A PARTICIPATIVE AND COLLECTIVE PROCESS.

So share the good practices, ideas, new learning’s with your family, friends, team members, neighbors…….

Ultimate Chalk Drawing

Chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Incredible!!!!!
Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the
pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.

Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.

Do you notice everything is fake??? even the hose and water?

There is no hole in this pavement???

How to Optimize for Google Search Engine

This post is very important for Search engine optimizer. So follow this post very carefully and realize these tips and tricks for web marketing and web promotion.I find this article from sitepro news.

THE RIGHT KEYWORDS

This article is not about keyword research so I will not spend too much time on this topic, however, I felt it was important to at least brush on this slightly. If you are interested in reading more, please see Keyword Research for Organic SEO.

Make sure that your targets are achievable. If you select the wrong keywords, it can make your entire optimization experience essentially a waste. Choose keywords that are attainable but yet still provide a reasonable search frequency for your industry. Your phrase selection should also be targeted to bring qualified traffic to your site.

Using the hotel industry as an example, targeting the word “hotel” would make very little sense but by narrowing it down to “Victoria BC hotel” you now have less competition, and a more qualified audience. Keep your targets in perspective and go after the obtainable rankings.

To Love and To Be Loved Is The Greatest Happiness…

A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while
some up to 5 potatoes.

The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go for 1 week.